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 Another day off from work. I had to check Arcturus's schedule to make sure he wasn't fired. He wasn't though. He just has 7-day long weekends.

Arcturus took this time to write a "negative article" about Buck Broke, including photos of his trash findings from the night before. He even dressed up for work to feel better about himself while doing it!

Boop... boop... boop.

It's good that people don't get arrested in Riverview for looking through other people's trash. That's what makes this town so special. It's actually encouraged here.
After the article was complete, Arcturus emailed it to his boss, Hunter. Then, this message popped up:

Terrifying. He did not appreciate it? Arcturus was worried about the consequences. Luckily for him, Hunter had already called the cops. As it turned out, Hunter was dating Buck's niece, Ruby, and had talked to Buck before on several occasions. Hunter always thought Buck was a creepy guy so this news didn't surprise him much.

So, what was the article about? Well, Buck had been selling the body parts of dead people that he collected as a burial specialist. What did Arcturus find in the Broke's bottomless trashcan? Receipts for those transactions,... d'ya'see? And why was Buck writing receipts for body parts in the first place? Well, he is neurotic, so let's just blame that.

Later that night, Arcturus saw some flashing lights turn into the Broke driveway. This was the big moment. Arcturus turned all the lights out in his house and ran to the window, trying to see into the Broke's house.

"Can't wait to meet the idiot that writes up a receipt for an arm."

"You have the right to remain silent. Any... oh, just put these cuffs on, ya nut"

"Uncle Buck is going away for a long time, Ruby. Also, put some pants on."

Buck was cuffed and taken away. I bet he really regretted throwing away those receipts, huh? Um, yeah,... he regretted it! As he was being put into the cop car, Buck glared in the direction of Arcturus's house and Arcturus, who was still watching from the window, screamed and dove under his dining table. This was probably not the last he would ever see of Buck, but it sure would be a while. He had to make it up to Flat somehow but he figured it would be best to just not bother the Broke family for a little bit. I mean, give them space, Arcturus! It's not like Flat is gonna die anytime soon!

Ohmygodwhat!? Arcturus heard that news and went outside to what he calls, "the newspaper bush" to pick the latest newspaper out of the mud and start searching for a new house. Since he thoroughly destroyed the lives of the only neighbors around, it was probably best that he just move away from this neighborhood.

Now, hum Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" while you watch this video.: