The Consignment Shop
Arcturus's mailbox was sparkling. A gift was coming in over the internet from Mom's character, Apple Sullivan. It was a "mystery box" which means Mom didn't know what she was sending. Arcturus pulled it out of the mailbox and opened it. It was a car. A full sized car. We don't need to question how it fit in the mailbox or why the mailbox was sparkling because Wang Lum is a wizard.Arcturus is so environmentally friendly that when he saw the car, he threw up. He sent Apple a mystery box back and a thank you note that said, "It was a car. I threw up... from excitement!" He was appreciative but he twisted the truth a bit there if you noticed.
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| Layin' it on a little thick, dude. |
Ahh, the Landgraab Sell n' Swap; where you can buy everything you can imagine as long as your imagination only stretches as far as some shitty books and a mirror.
This place makes no sense. Here's what they have:
- A lounge section. You can see Arcturus in there sitting with some other loser.
- Large clothing section that has no point because you can't buy clothes. It is as useful as the dresser in his bedroom. Well, actually less useful because you can't even change clothes here.
- A dining room table with 8 chairs. In case there's a spontaneous conference.
- A... water pump? I dont know what that is in the center. A water pump on some rocks. Ok.
- A drafting table you can use to "research architectural design" at. Cool.
- The counter where you buy and sell stuff. A man stands there like a robot waiting for someone to talk to him. Best job ever? Yup.
- A few restrooms because you might spend a lot of time here looking at all the empty shelves.
- Empty shelves.
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| Arcturus felt someone's hot breath on his neck. |
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| A couple of tanks with graffiti on them is "architectural research"? |
Arcturus really should have paid more attention when all the lights went out though because the building was completely empty. He was locked in the consignment shop and now had to wait until morning for someone to come back. He really blew it. Just take a nap on the sofa in the lounge area, friend.
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| Help! I'm a Prisoner in the Consignment Shop! (An Arcturus Disaster) |





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