Prankster in the House 

Betty was bored so she decided to put a spell on the toilet. I didn't know what this spell did. She didn't know what the spell did. But it was ultimately a trap for the next person who used it. There were two things that needed to happen for this trick to go as intended. First, Betty couldn't use the toilet until someone else did. Second, that person had to be blind so they didn't notice the fact that the toilet was glowing pink. Oh, she also put a spell on the shower because she was there, so why not?

Everything was ready. Betty waited hours for Arcturus to wake up. I almost had to make her go to the consignment shop to use the bathroom so that the she wouldn't spring the trap. Arcturus finally woke up though and Betty really urged him to take a shower: "You smell terrible, bro."

Arcturus went to the bathroom and when he flushed the toilet, literal magic happened. All his urine shot right back into his face. A normal person would jump back from the toilet at this point but Arcturus, like, tried to get more of it on him.

Get away from that toilet, guy!

No, no, why are you trying to put your foot in there?

Now soaking wet because of the toilet prank, Arcturus figured he had to take a shower.

Oh boy. Now what? He had to ghostbust in a few hours and now he looked like a damn fool. Arcturus quickly put on a wig to cover up the yellow hair. He covered his neon eyebrows with two friendly black caterpillars.

I'm actually gonna lose my mind.

He figured Betty was the one that was screwing around with all the bathroom fixtures, so he had to go complain. "I knew there was something up when the toilet had a magical haze around it," he muttered as he looked for her.

"What happened to his hair?" she thinks.
"Betty. You gotta get real, alright?" he says.

"She's cool, you guys."

All the ghosts Arcturus zapped that night, went into his ghost vacuum thinking, "Were those caterpillars?"