A Different Environment 

Their honeymoon was being spent on a spaceship with a bunch of aliens. I bet they didn't see that coming. As they sat in their alien hospital gowns in a metal lab room, Betty wondered out loud if the music they were hearing was the alien's equivalent of dentist waiting room music. Arcturus heard the question but was more concerned with why his gown wouldn't sit flat. Did they really need to hoop skirt these things? Any alien walking in the door would see all Arcturus's stuff on display.

And as the alien strolled in, he couldn't help but give it a long stare. Betty was still talking, now on the subject of Arcturus taking out the trash when they got home. "You managed to get abducted on trash day, by the way. Pretty convenient, huh? ...And speaking of trash, look who just walked in!"

The alien walked over to Betty and said, "Earthling. Please stop making noise. My brother and I are trying to enjoy these soft tunes."

As Betty continued to get a grasp of their alien language, the other alien scientist (the one who was falling in love with Arcturus) came back into the room. He was no longer wearing his lab outfit. He was interested in taking the next step in his relationship with the human man they captured. The clothed alien just shook his head when he noticed. "Dude, Get. Dressed."

Suddenly, a little lady broke into the room and started popping off at the first alien.

"I thought you were in bed!?" "Your fat ass brother woke me up crashing around trying to get undressed, it seems." She looked at Arcturus and Betty. "What are these two doing here? I've told you to stop abducting humans. They're not helping anything!" She pushed the half naked alien aside and pulled Arcturus to his feet. Then she looked back at her husband. "Get this piece of shit outta my sight, dude."

"Is everyone in this room kidding me?"

Back at home, Arcturus and Betty hugged. Arcturus whispered, "We have to go back!" Betty was like, "This is all so dumb. Just take out the trash."